Monday, August 24, 2009

Yay for Bachelorette parties!

Went to my 1st bachelorette party ever on saturday. All I've got to say is people need to get married more often so I can go to these things. I had sooo much fun!
Firstly, it was my best friends Sister, Liz, who's getting married. I've never seen so much lingerie in my life! We started the evening off with some pictionary like game for the bride to be. My group totally won, probably because Kelsey and Talisa started guessing before they started drawing, plus most of them started out with a stick figure so it wasn't too complicated to just shout out everything that had to do with the wedding party!

Our second game was a little more fun......








We played some "Dick Ring Hoopla"(ring toss) for a while before she opened her gifts.



I do believe my gift was the best.....





















PENIS WATERBOTTLE!!!!


After the gifts, we played the best game of the night. It's a photo scavenger hunt where you drive around to take pictures of whatever was on the list. Kristina and I already knew what was on the list, as we were the ones that made it...yeah...we lost! But here's some pictures of the night!



Take a picture of everyone in the team making a funny face:













Take a picture of someone in the group humping an inanimate object in public:


















Take a picture of someone in the group with a random person: (Brian from Fred Meyer, who wanted to look at our list to make sure it wasn't "random ugly person")










Member of the group with underwear over their clothes (Talisa is good at this kinda stuff....)

















And my personal favorite.....

Every member in the group in a piggy back:
(originally it was only 3 person groups, and we figured that we would just stick with 3 people in the piggy back....Kristina and I should be curb stomped for adding this to the list....)



1st try...










2nd try... (I totally have a bruise on my knee from this one!)

















SUCCESS!!! (sorta...)

















ALL THE GALS!!!!!







Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Need to step it up, bring my A game....

So...trying to remember everything that has gone on since my last blog. Bear with me here! I'm trying!!!

Most recently we went to the coast, last weekend, to celebrate 3 people's birthdays; Dave's Dad, Remmy and Triston. Over all it was fun, I guess. We didn't really do much outside of eating at some pretty expensive restaurants and watch Josh tangle the f*$% out of his 200 dollar kite.
I think the most excitement we had was going to the Spice Video adult novelty store with Ash and Josh...oh, and Dave's parents! How could I forget!
Not only was it super awkward for Ash and Dave to be bumping elbows with their parents in the toy eisle, it was SUPER amusing for me, and I think Josh might agree.

Here are some excerpts from our little adventure

::ash picks up edible underwear::
Ash: Hey David, look at these!
::dave turns around, edible underwear already in hand with crooked grin::

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Ash: So, how do you know which one of these are better than the other?
Aja: I don't know, they all have the same idea...Holy shit, you can plug that one into your ipod!
::ash laughs::
Ash: ya, I don't need one that high tech.

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::ash and aja standing in aisle viewing the selection of..ahem..toys...::
Creepy salesman: If you girls want to bring some of them up, I"ll put batteries in them and show you what they can do.
::nervous sideways glance to eachother::
Aja: Naaaah....I think we're good thanks.

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I will try to blog more often! I promise!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dude, this post needs a title!

So what, it's been a month. And frankly I've had nothing to say.
Next month I have a week off. I have no clue what I am going to do! I've thrown around some ideas but none of them really seem like they will happen, if I'm by myself anyway. On the other hand, David might get that week off too, then the possibilities are endless....sorta.

My ideal vacation as of right now would have been Disneyland but long story short, that is not happening for a while.
San Fransisco would be amazing. Dave has never been there and I was only there for about a day and didn't really get to explore the best parts. I want to take Dave over to Alcatraz and to pier 39. I want to go in the wax museum and to china town. I want to take pictures on the Golden Gate bridge and walk in Golden Gate park. There's so much to do there it seems like we'd have plenty to keep even Dave occupied. Plus I have a cousin that lives there that I haven't seen in a few, that I would love to visit.
On a more boring note, we could just take a visit to the Oregon coast, and go to a spot we've never seen.....wait a minute...that's right, we've been pretty much everywhere, north and south.
We also have this project we want to start. We'll call it, "Project Rip-Out-Wall". This involves removing the wall between two rooms and making one. I know, this will take forever with us doing it but I WANT A BIGGER BEDROOM!!!! Well will essentially have to put in new carpet, take all the molding off the bottom of the walls, board up and drywall one of the doors and repaint BOTH of the rooms. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy! ...... yeah right


UPDATE: Got together with Ron. Roof will collapse if we remove wall without professional modifications. Going to cost around 1000. Don't know when this will be done. If ever.

BUT HEY!!!!
I got my new phone yesterday!!! It's the wannabe iphone, the samsung Instinct. I really find it easier to use that my other phone with was the worst phone I've ever had. Never get a Rant. yuck.
This has a full touch screen with a butt load of applications and a huge browser, unlike the red turd I used to own (at least I got 80 bucks out of the thing!)
So I know no one cares about my phone or the fact that I am having a terrible time chosing a vacations spot, I just figure I haven't posted in a while and this was all I came up with.


Don't like it? Damn, that sucks.....

Monday, February 9, 2009

My BLAH BLOG

OK. So today has been a pretty good day, except the excruciating pain I've had in my stomach and "other regions" ever since this morning, the stupidity of many(ok, all) of the members I have to deal with, the lack of sleep from last night's dog poop fiasco, and the overall fact that I had to work today! Oops, did I say it was a good day. Hot Dog! I must have had been hit in the head with telephone pole before I wrote this. And it's also hard to go to the gym when you really don't want to, although you know you should. I'm sure no one else has had that feeling......


VALENTINES DAY!!! Not gonna be too exciting. And I like it that way. In order to save every last buck to go to Disneyland I told Dave I didn't want anything, just to spend the day together and maybe go out to dinner or something rather inexpensive. I know you are thinking, She must have been brainwashed or hit over the head by a telephone pole because no girl in her right mind would say that! Well my friend, I said it. Oh yes, I did.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Ingenious title not included at this time.

So I've developed this habit of weighing myself like everyday. I know I'm not supposed to but I got this really cool, get this, DIGITAL scale for christmas(I've never had one before, stop laughing!). I have noticed that I am slowly, let me say it again, sssslllllloooooooowwwwwllllyyyyy losing weight. Maybe they have gotten my thyroid right? maybe the stuff I am eating is actually healthy for me? I know it's not from working out because that has come to a screeching hault at the moment. I'd go to spin class if there weren't 5000 people signed up before me!!! But I bought a victoria's secret bathing suit that I intend to fit in to in about 3 to 4 months so I guess I better get my ass in gear!!